Dear iPhone crazies, geeks, and idolaters: Calm down. Breathe in and breathe out.
On the news release of the new iPhone 5 – the answer to all of the society’s problems, how can I not share this post again? Being a recovering gadget geek and part of the “in” crowd, I occasionally get access to the latest technology and thus, I had some time to play around with the latest iPhone 5. Here it is, in all it’s glory and splendor…
I hope I don’t get sued. I’m serious.
As gadget freaks celebrate the official release of the iPhone
3G 5 today… The main reason why the iPhone sucks so bad is because I can’t get one. As much as I want, I just can’t. Another reason: it’s as big as my shoe and nanchucks. This post is dedicated to all you folks who want to get an iPhone 3g 5 but for various reasons, can’t and/or won’t get one. Enjoy the pics and this post [Mac vs PC].
INTERFACE: Very clear instructions and Power button is very very visible.
USABILITY: The buttons on the TouchPad are very easy to see and push. In fact, Apple guarantees you’ll never press the wrong button.
DURABILITY: Built solid like a rock or a shoe. But smells better than your shoe.
FLEXIBILITY: Not only is it an iPhone, but it can also iProtect you from phone jackers. I personally like to carry around my nanchucks where ever I go and will utilize my new iPhone
3G 5 for protection as well.
Here’s what it looks like to carry both your nanchucks and new iPhone
3G 5 in your back pockets. Don’t mess me with me. I’ll kick your ass…and then, pray for you.
Seriously, I’ve had this phone for awhile. I love it. Whenever I’m having a tense day…I carry this phone outside. I’ll pretend I’m talking on this phone as I’m walking or even better, driving around…and the looks people give me. It’s hilarious.
And lastly, a friendly reminder to be careful with your nanchucks. Don’t jump and swing.