Dear iPhone crazies, geeks, and idolaters: Calm down. Breathe in and breathe out.
On the news release of the new iPhone 5 – the answer to all of the society’s problems, how can I not share this post again? Being a recovering gadget geek and part of the “in” crowd, I occasionally get access to the latest technology and thus, I had some time to play around with the latest iPhone 5. Here it is, in all it’s glory and splendor…
I hope I don’t get sued. I’m serious.
As gadget freaks celebrate the official release of the iPhone 3G 5 today… The main reason why the iPhone sucks so bad is because I can’t get one. As much as I want, I just can’t. Another reason: it’s as big as my shoe and nanchucks. This post is dedicated to all you folks who want to get an iPhone 3g 5 but for various reasons, can’t and/or won’t get one. Enjoy the pics and this post [Mac vs PC].
INTERFACE: Very clear instructions and Power button is very very visible.
USABILITY: The buttons on the TouchPad are very easy to see and push. In fact, Apple guarantees you’ll never press the wrong button.
DURABILITY: Built solid like a rock or a shoe. But smells better than your shoe.
SIZE: Yes.
FLEXIBILITY: Not only is it an iPhone, but it can also iProtect you from phone jackers. I personally like to carry around my nanchucks where ever I go and will utilize my new iPhone 3G 5 for protection as well.
Here’s what it looks like to carry both your nanchucks and new iPhone 3G 5 in your back pockets. Don’t mess me with me. I’ll kick your ass…and then, pray for you.
Seriously, I’ve had this phone for awhile. I love it. Whenever I’m having a tense day…I carry this phone outside. I’ll pretend I’m talking on this phone as I’m walking or even better, driving around…and the looks people give me. It’s hilarious.
And lastly, a friendly reminder to be careful with your nanchucks. Don’t jump and swing.
Filed under: technology, 3G, apple, iphone
This post was awesome!
i enjoyed this post just as much as the first time you posted it.
Simply… Amazing.
this is great! that was the first ‘cellular’ phone my family had, circa 1993. i think we paid $0.30 per minute, plus a per-call connect charge. and we had to carry it in a backpack.
still funny the 2nd time.
You got me!
one of my favorite posts! bwahahahaha
I certainly remember being envious of people that had that Motorola phone and didn’t have to carry their phone in a bag. Our grand kids well probably laugh at our memory of having to carry a phone at all. It should be reduced to a keychain with bluetooth real soon now.
Bait and switch….Brilliant!
heheh..funny…you almost got me good!!
http://www.latimes.com/technology/la-fi-iphone12-2008jul12,1,118426.story
that’s why it sucks.
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I can’t get one either!!! Mainly because Cingular/AT&T does not have coverage in my area!!! iPhone sucks because it doesn’t work with verizon or Alltel!!!
HAHA. that’s funny! I got the new iPhone 3G and LOVE it =D Sorry you can’t get one!
Brilliant! I’m so jealous!
Oh gosh how funny. might be useful as a bat too.
Cool.
‘I’ll kick your ass…then, pray for you’. Brilliant, brilliant, brilliant! That’s absolutely hilarious.
Oh BTW: I don’t want an iPhone. I wouldn’t mind having one, but I don’t truly need one.
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I love you man. I don’t have any guilt or regrets for owning an iPhone. If I didn’t have one. No sweat. But good thing Apple paid for my iPhone and not me.
I’m a new fan. (I think I recognize that phone, with a different logo, lol.) Love this post and still following the comments on the “New Calvinists” post.
Have fun!
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iphone 3g does suck the lg dare is wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy better
I triple-dog-dare you!
Simply awesome…i love that line about kicking ass and praying for you