This is brilliantly funny – worth sharing every year around Holy Week and since Holy Week is coming up and well – meant to be holy – I’m sharing it now so no one accuses me of being egregiously unholy.
If Jesus Christ were on Facebook, his account and “wall” would look exactly like this (original creator of unknown). Not only is it brilliantly funny, it’s also pretty darn biblical. Check it out and:
What made you laugh the most.
Some highlights:
- Jesus has 777,777,777,777 fans.
- The Disciples wrote on Peter’s wall: So, Jesus told us to walk up to people we don’t know, and basically steal their colt and donkey… This is sketchy, don’t you think???
- The High Priests have created a group: How to Use the Temple for piety AND profit.
- The High Priests have given Judas a gift: 30 pieces of Silver.
- Judas and the High Priest are now friends.
- Jesus has taken the “What Kind of Messiah are You?” quiz.
- Jesus has given Roman Soldier a gift: A New Ear
You have to see it to truly appreciate it. Check out it out HERE or click the image above.
You should also check out Jesus’ life according to Twitter. It’s also very compelling, brilliant, and biblically accurate.
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“Jesus has uploaded photos using His Blackberry”.
Jesus would be on Android though…up and coming, underground network of open source technology. Come on, that is Jesus
tyler: i repented of my gadgetry stuff a few years ago but the news today of the HTC EVO 4G…
Jesus would have rid the temple of the money changers using an iPhone app.
Inbox: 144,000 messages!!!Now that’s funny!
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I particularly enjoyed Johnnie Cochran’s wall post to Pilate: “If the Messiah doesn’t fit, you must acquit” LOL
I particularly like “JESUS is online… DEATH is defeated.” Word!
The picture of Saul of Tarsus cracked me up. That and “Jesus uploaded photos using his blackberry”. Very funny, and surprisingly moving at the end.
Hahaha…”Judas and the High Priest are now friends.”
What about “Jesus’ gift to all his friends: the Holy Spirit”?
This is hilarious! The funniest part is in the details. Like Jesus riding a dinosaur and a photo album titled “Jesus cuddling fluffy things” haha! Genius!
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“Dan Brown … thinks that John is really Mary Magdelene.”
Only because it’s the most random ever and I like random: “Hyper Intelligent Space Beatles wrote on God’s wall: See what kind of problems you have to deal with in those cut rate universes? I bet you wish you hadn’t gambled us away now, eh?”
Definitely “Jesus has taken the “What Kind of Messiah are You?” quiz.” made me laugh the hardest–out loud! Thanks for sharing this!
i think this was my favorite, too.
whoever put this together is a genius. so creative.
incredibly funny, and yet somehow a teaching tool…
Jesus has a dislike button!!
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I loved this – so I just had to share it with my fellow theology students and we’ve all been laughing really hard for way to long. Thanks!
Wow… that was HILARIOUS!!
Thanks for great laughs!! (and just in time too before the Holy Week!)
Someone took a lot of time to put that together. It was very well done. Thanks for posting!
This is SO funny. I can’t get over it!
Many many thanks for this lively, insightful and theologically astute creation that gladdened the hearts of two ministers preparing for Holy week!
Hasidic but I don’t believe it!
the Ehrman / Colt / Donkey chain is pretty funny, too.
Why does the PDF flash some different pictures and text?
This is really funny.
“sketchy nard dealers”
and Matthew’s profile pic
So can I send this to confirmands, even though it has the word “ass” in it?
The only thing it’s missing is the twelve apostles as “Administrators.”
Awesome! I could not even begin to say what made me laugh more! The best part is, I’m pretty sure Jesus is laughing too!
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Thank you! I loved the gift of the resurrection breakfast!
If you like this, then you’ll love this little video of jesus’ facebook account this week. It’s really well done in my opinion. Worth the 5 minutes for sure.
http://www.ignitermedia.com/mini-movies/1923/Follow
This is SO HILARIOUSSSSSSSSSSSS. Wait, who created this image??
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIxToZmJwdI& (moses)
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